Jurassic Galway

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Patrick has screwed up again. Normally, I don’t need to point this out. That’s what my father is there for. But this time the usual chorus of nagging cannot be overlooked because I've put the lives of multiple children at risk.

I'm always guarded against appearing dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, pathetic and any other trait that I consider inseparable from douchebaggery. It has now been confirmed though that I am all those things, and have viable evidence for securing my place in hell.



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